City Theatre Review

“I’m Andy and I’ve come to take you to the theatre” says a man in a green top.  My husband comes too, as far as he is allowed, then Andy whisks me away.  He wheels me into a room full of beautiful people who introduce themselves one by one and tell me what they do.  I feel like I’m at the Medics Ball.

They also ask me about myself. How old am I, do I have my own teeth, and have I got any piercings?

Then one of the men says “I’m going to give you this.  It’s like three sherries.”

I go dizzy and sleep through the rest of the show.  I am in theatre for six hours.

In the days that follow, people keep saying: “I was at your operation.”

It seems the whole world was there.  Must have been quite a party.

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