Smart move

Woke up this morning to find the SMART car had slid down the drive again to rest against the wall.

IT’S TRYING TO GET IN THE HOUSE!

Bumped into Brian from two doors down. Told him my news, and he reeled off a list of his ladyfriends who have had breasts removed – most of them, it seems!

And now Martina Navratilova has come out of the closet too. What with her and Kylie I am in illustrious company.

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2 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Joy
    Apr 08, 2010 @ 10:07:01

    Its squashing the plants!

    Reply

  2. Editor
    Apr 19, 2010 @ 18:59:14

    When you park the car, leave it in gear, either 1st or reverse depending on which way the slope goes and of course – remember the handbrake!

    Reply

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